Science jokes
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
3+3=****
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.