Science jokes
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
3+3=****
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Low quality
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
Uranus floats around in space.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.