Science

Science jokes

Mother

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Memes

Gold

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Moon

๐Ÿš˜ What is as old as the earth ๐ŸŒŽ and new every month? The moon.

Astronaut

What do astronauts ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€ do when theyโ€™re on break?

They eat launch. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฅช

Skeleton

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

Door

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!

Stephen Hawking

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.

Sun

Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.