Science jokes
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I don't get mitosis.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.