Science jokes
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Memes
Uranus floats around in space.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...