Science jokes
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."