What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What do astronauts ๐ฉโ๐ do when theyโre on break?
They eat launch. ๐๐ฅช
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!