Science jokes
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Uranus floats around in space.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Memes
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.