Science jokes
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Memes
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Uranus floats around in space.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.