Science jokes
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
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Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Uranus floats around in space.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."