Science jokes
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Uranus floats around in space.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.