Hot Wheels Jokes

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?

Answer: Hot wheels...

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"