Hot Wheels jokes

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?

Answer: Hot wheels...

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"