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Calculate Mass of Sun

Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.

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Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, Little Jimmy's got some apples and his dad's on the way, and then BAM! The joke wants you to figure out the mass of the freakin' Sun. It's supposed to be funny because it's a totally random and impossible question given the info. Also, I think the joke creator thinks you're too stupid to know the mass of the sun. The mass of the sun is about 1.989 × 10^30 kilograms, so I guess that's your fault for not knowing.

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what the fuck thats so funny

It's two decillion grams. Or two nonillion kilograms, approximately 4.4 nonillion pounds. Thanks, eighth grade earth science.

This joke is so funny I will pee my pants🤮🤪🤣

You forgot a crucial piece of information: Timmy's best friend, Johnny's sister, Jessica's boyfriend, Carl's cousin, Monica's uncle, Fred's grandpa, Pete's mistress, Maria's sister, Jeffica's local grocer, Ken's eyes are blue. Now the kids can figure it out😁😊