Physicist jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.