The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
how did stephen hawking die?
they unplugged the wifi
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
What is black and at the top of a staircase..................... Stephen Hawking after a house fire
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
