Physicist

Physicist Jokes

Stephen Hawking

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Metal Detector

    Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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  • Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Stephen Hawking

    It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

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  • Accent

    I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

    Wife

    Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

    She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.