What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0