NASA

NASA Jokes

Uranus

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Space

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

Mama

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

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  • Uranus

    Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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  • Coke

    Why does NASA only serve Coke?

    Because they can't get Seven-Up!

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  • Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

    Sun

    Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

    Difference

    Whats the difference between NASA and religion

    NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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