What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don’t Apollo gise.

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full

Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet stupid

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake

What does NASA stand for?

NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!

For being a Big company, NASA is openly saying they ant pictures of uranus

Your mamma’s so fat the aliens call her their mother ship