NASA jokes
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Kinky~
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.