NASA jokes
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.