NASA Jokes

Ur Mom

Hi.

What is money called in space

Star bucks

HAJley

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

Anonymous
in Puns

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

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Anonymous
in Lettuce

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

Death&Decay

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Ass Teroid

IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don’t Apollo gise.

Salad
in Bar

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

Anonymous

I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.

Ur Mom

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Anonymous
in Forehead

Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars

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Anonymous

why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full

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Anonymous

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

Anonymous69

how do planets have a baby?

they have spasex

Anonymous

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

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Anonymous

NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts

MathJET

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

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JUSTIN

Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

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Anonymous

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

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Anonymous

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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SOMEONE

NASA Stands for… national adult s3x Association