How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don’t Apollo gise.

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake

What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.

Your mamma’s so fat the aliens call her their mother ship

what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut

Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.


A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao

My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter youranis