NASA Jokes

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What is money called in space

Star bucks

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars

why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

how do planets have a baby?

they have spasex

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

how dose nasa orgenise a party

they planet

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball

Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!

NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts