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Puns

Anonymous

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

Astronaut

HAJley

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

Moon

Ass Teroid

IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don’t Apollo gise.

Uranus

Death&Decay

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Astronaut

Anonymous

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts

Moon

Anonymous

why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full

Mouse

Amber

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto.

Planet

Anonymous

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

Uranus

Anonymous

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

Space

MathJET

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

Serve

Anonymous

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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Doctor

sally

why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake

Stand

Charli Damelio

What does NASA stand for?

NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!

Fat

JUSTIN

Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

Means

i think we all Arinators

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

Shooting

Josh Mortensen

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hell out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”

Forehead

Anonymous

Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars

Fat

Fifi

NASA is. Big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.

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