What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’
