NASA jokes
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
I'm weird.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.