NASA jokes
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers