NASA Jokes

Ur Mom

Hi.

What is money called in space

Star bucks

HAJley

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

Anonymous
in Puns

How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.

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Anonymous
in Lettuce

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

Death&Decay

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Ass Teroid

IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.

Salad
in Bar

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

Anonymous

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.

in Hairline

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

Ur Mom

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Anonymous
in Forehead

Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars

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Anonymous

why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full

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Anonymous

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

Anonymous69

how do planets have a baby?

they have spasex

Anonymous

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

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how dose nasa orgenise a party

they planet

MathJET

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

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desnuts

what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball

JUSTIN

Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!

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Anonymous

NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts