NASA jokes
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
I'm weird.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.