How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don’t Apollo gise.

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts

why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto.

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake

What does NASA stand for?

NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!

Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hell out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”

Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars

NASA is. Big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.