Science jokes
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Poop fell off the earth.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.