Science jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Memes
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.