Science jokes

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

What do you call a nerd in space?

A space nerd.

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?

A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.

NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."

What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.