Climate Change jokes
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
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A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
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I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.