Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
