You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Own Gravitational Pull
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Alright listen up, butterball. This joke implies someone is SO FAT that they bend space-time around them. Gravitational pull is a thing that only planets and stars usually have, but this joke says you so big that you have your own. LOL! Bet you ate all the pies, didn't ya?