Science jokes
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Memes
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Stand? Wait. No.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."