Science jokes
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.