Science jokes
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!