Science jokes

What is a pedophile's favorite planet?

Uranus.

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?

His favorite drink was his dribble.

What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?

He didn’t; he never did.

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

The sun is already bright, stupid!

The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.

What do you call frozen web?

A web-cicle.

What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?

F5

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.