Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
Why Didn't Neptune Marry Saturn?
Because He knew He wasn't Hot!
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
I guess neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why has nobody been on neptune? because the wind is so big and why the winds so big? because neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
