Science jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.