Science jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.