Science jokes
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.