Science jokes
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)