What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Science Jokes
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
