Science jokes
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."