Science jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Memes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Uranus spins on its side.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.