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What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

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Animal

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a platypus with text that says, "Quick Animal Facts: Most platypuses don't have to secretly fight a criminal mastermind who keeps on making unstoppable, long named gadgets." The bottom panel shows a man with text saying, "What do you mean, 'most?'"

Place

A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"

Perry the Platypus

perry

An image of Perry the Platypus, a cartoon character, with the text "PERRY THE PLATYPUS" written on top of the image.

Perry

A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."

Duck

A platypus is held in a person's hands, with the text 'When they can't decide between a duck or a beaver so you get them both.' above it.

Crossover

A tweet stating Marvel's Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover, followed by 'God:' and a picture of a platypus swimming in water.

Part

A cartoon showing three panels. The first panel has a platypus sitting on top of the Earth, with the text "Where do platypuses live?". The second panel shows a close-up of the platypus, with a menacing look, over a red background and the text "In the darkest, deepest parts of your soul, feeding on your sins, fears and regrets". The third panel shows a platypus holding a spear and boomerang in a desert with a kangaroo in the background with the text "And Australia".

Day

The image shows a platypus at the top, with the text "On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said..." underneath. Below that is an image of a cartoon God giving a thumbs up with the text "let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out".

Perry

The image shows two panels of Perry the Platypus with a surprised expression. The top panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming agent P for the 1st time" and the bottom panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming Agent P for 42069th time."

Sleep

The image shows a scene from the animated show Phineas and Ferb. At the top, Phineas on the left is labeled "WANTING TO SLEEP", while Ferb on the right is labeled "NOT WANTING TO SLEEP". Below them, in a cage, is Perry the Platypus, labeled "ME", with wide, worried eyes. The text reads: "Ferb! This one's looking at both of us at the same time." Below Perry, it reads [Chattering]

Perry the Platypus

A three panel image showing the same character with different reactions to an intruder. The first panel says 'Someone enters your lair' with a 'Panik' reaction. The second panel says 'It's just a platypus' with a 'Kalm' reaction. The third panel says 'It's Perry the Platypus' with a 'Panik' reaction.

Meme

A cartoon image shows Perry the Platypus sitting at a table across from Dr. Doofenshmirtz. The text above the cartoon says "When you finish your set of memes." And the text below the image says "Ah, Perry the platypus!"

Everything

An image of a platypus in its natural habitat. Text above the animal reads "They said I could be anything" and text below it reads "so I became everything."

Chrome

The image contains four elements arranged in a square. The top-left is the Google Chrome icon, a colorful circle. The top-right shows a cartoon drawing of Perry the Platypus, a teal, four-legged animal with an orange beak and tail, looking somewhat surprised. The bottom-left is an incognito browser icon, featuring a grey silhouette of a person with glasses and a hat. The bottom-right image is another cartoon of Perry the Platypus, this time he is wearing a fedora and looking like a secret agent.

Bird

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a platypus sits on a grassy hill looking at a blue sky with a yellow sun and birds flying above. The text says, "PLATYPUSES CAN TOTALLY FLY." The second panel shows a closeup of the same platypus who has a sly look on his face and is raising one of his forelimbs. The text says, "THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO." There is also a text line saying "(C) ALLIE MANYDEEDS 2016".

Hat

The image consists of four panels. On the left, there are two images of a platypus, the second one wearing a fedora. On the right are two panels of a person with an orange cartoon wig and a white bandage on his nose.

Video Game

A man sits at a table outside with a sign saying "Dragonborn are the platypus of Faerun. Change my mind." He is looking towards the camera with a smirk. There is a small ifunny.co label in the bottom right.

Work

A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"

Cheese

The image shows two cartoon characters. In the top panel, Perry the Platypus is shown with a round belly, and the text says, "You ate all the cheese?!" The bottom panel shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz, with an expression of shock and despair, saying, "NOOO".

Community

Amazing things we have in Australia-

Woolworths,

Coles,

Pavlova,

Lamingtons,

Weet-Bix,

(My absolute FAVOURITE) Tim Tams!!!

Vegemite,

Cadbury chocloates,

Meat pie,

Koala's,

Kangaroo's,

Platypus',

Kookaburra's,

(This show was MADE in Australia, but is a world wide show,) BLUEY!

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