Platypus jokes

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I like turtles.

Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?

We’re bananas!

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

Potatoes