Platypus jokes

Lesbian

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

Armadillo

Anonymous · 1 year ago

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

Game

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image shows a platypus against a white background. Above the platypus, the text "Platypus Game" is written in black. Underneath, the text says "Don't look at the platypus". The text "GAME OVER" is superimposed in red over the platypus.

Platypus memes

Potato

brokemaster · 2 years ago

How many potatoes to feed the elephant?

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