Platypus jokes

Lesbian

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

Hat

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image consists of four panels. On the left, there are two images of a platypus, the second one wearing a fedora. On the right are two panels of a person with an orange cartoon wig and a white bandage on his nose.

Platypus memes

Potato

brokemaster · 1 year ago

How many potatoes to feed the elephant?

Petal

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Petal

Octopus

octopus fan · 6 years ago

Octopus.

Crow

Nivedh jha · 5 years ago

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."