The kid was abit sad, so he was blue. Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?" The kid replied, "im not sad." Teacher said, "no ur face acually blue"
Pumk
Why has nobody been on neptune? because the wind is so big and why the winds so big? because neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!
when your mom tells you to stop playing on computer. you say, "Foot you!"
WHy do you play call of duty?
i actually don't know
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent