Orphan

Mangle Funtime

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Cheetah

Anonymous

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Puns

Anonymous

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs

Puns

Anonymous

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the panther say at the poker party? I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

Old

Anonymous

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7’s and three 4’s in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.

Priest

big daddy dick

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

Table

Baphomet Giger

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH

Kid

Anonymous

A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.

Play

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why do lions always lose at poker?

because they always play against cheetas

Puns

Loki

Why cant you play poker in the jungle, because there is too many chettahs

Incredibility

Anonymous

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, had no tell whatsover.

Face

Zurf

How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?

Poker face

Puns

Anonymous

I aced my poker test…

my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror…

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n…

do you get my puns… no, because you can’t seem to get a grasp on how bad they are…

Wife

JAFJuan

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker…

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