Poker Jokes

Mangle Funtime
in Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Ur MoM;)
in Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

Next: Inappropriate Jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Xlives

Why are orphans so bad at poker? they don’t know what a full house is!

Anonymous
in Animal

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

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Jumpy
in Orphan

Why are orphans Bad at poker?

Because they don’t know what a full house is!

Anonymous
in Orphanage

Why can’t orphans play poker because they don’t know what a full house is

Wyatt
in Cheetah

Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

Anonymous
in Puns

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs

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Anonymous

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.

Anonymous
in Puns

What did the panther say at the poker party? I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

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big daddy dick
in Priest

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

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nate
in Orphan

what did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me

Orphans mate
in Orphan

Why can’t orphans play poker?

Because the don’t know what a full house is!🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀

Anonymous

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7’s and three 4’s in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.

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Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t orphanes play poker because they don’t know what a full house is

dev

I got kicked outta the poker game They said i was a littlecheet-ah

Jakub
in Cheetah

This one is for Gwen, I’m sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

Kendal
in Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker.

They dont know what a full house is

JOKER
in Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t now what a full house is.

Ur mom
in Orphan

Why don’t orphans play poker? Cuz they don’t know what a full house is