Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.

What did the panther say at the poker party? I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7’s and three 4’s in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH

A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.

why do lions always lose at poker?

because they always play against cheetas

Why cant you play poker in the jungle, because there is too many chettahs

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, had no tell whatsover.

How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?

Poker face

I aced my poker test…

my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror…

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n…

do you get my puns… no, because you can’t seem to get a grasp on how bad they are…

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker…