A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU F...ERS”

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.

did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died

Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: “oh” (screwing on a silencer)

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers…

It crashed in a cemetery

They recovered 500 bodies

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

If we can’t see air can fish see water?

Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.

I tried to catch air once … I mist

I tried to catch air one… I mist

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans

why do not air come down,I think gravity didn’t like the facebook page of air.(’’’_ ‘’’)

Man says “im flying” realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”

Why is there Air Conditioning at a Hospital?

To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

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