Brojobs is like air It's not important until you don't have any
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
My friend: "Yo, stupid." Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?" My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever." Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
If we can't see air can fish see water?
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
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Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
