What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Poop fell off the earth.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
