Science jokes
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.