Science jokes
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Stand? Wait. No.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.