Headstone

Headstone jokes

Lego

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

Memes

Rip

What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?

Raped in Portugal!

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  • Tombstone

    GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

    While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

    Peace

    What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

    R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

    Community

    You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more