Headstone jokes
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
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