Headstone jokes

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?

Raped in Portugal!

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.