I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Headstone Jokes
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.