Headstone jokes
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
Community talk
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