Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Neptune's Big Winds
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, chucklehead. The joke is that nobody can live on Neptune because of the wind. Why is the wind so bad? Well, Neptune is yelling at people to get off his property! You see, it's funny because planets don't own property. Did you know that you, yes, you, are so dumb that you would try to eat a puzzle because it has pieces?
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