Shoulder Jokes

Woman

Anonymous
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You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

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Poison

Nick Ger
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How do you kill a downy

Put rat poison on their shoulder

Puns

Gay Thing
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What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

Wife

Anonymous
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Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at

She cought him having an afair with his shoulder

Glove

Anonymous
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How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

Screw

Levi
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What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song

Head shoulders screws and bolts

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Cannibal

You Wouldn't Care Anyway
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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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Finger

Thomas
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I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Paul Walker

Austin Terry
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How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.

Hawkins

Anonymous
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whats steven hawkins favourite meal?

his shoulder

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Legs

Anonymous
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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

Bartender

Anonymous
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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Left

Anonymous69
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whats steven hawkings favourite meal? his left shoulder

Shampoo

Anonymous
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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head N Shoulders

Dandruff

9erboyz
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How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff...

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

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Shower

Anonymous
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What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower

Heads and shoulders

Shampoo

Joshua walton
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What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders

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Cross

Anonymous
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Favourite

Jerry McKellen
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What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder