You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??
A cold shoulder
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where'd you get that lovely thing?" "Africa" the parrot replied.
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
Q: What did the late Canibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if heβs seen his friend.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? βhead, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and framesβ
josh dalton once ate his shoulder
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders π
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
