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Woman

Anonymous

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Cannibal

You Wouldn't Care Anyway

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

Head

9erboyz

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff…

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

Puns

Gay Thing

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

Rat

Nick Ger

How do you kill a downy

Put rat poison on their shoulder

Head

Anonymous

How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment…

Legs

Anonymous

What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

Head

Levi

What is Stephen Hawking’ favourite song

Head shoulders screws and bolts

Hand

Thomas

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Meal

Anonymous

whats steven hawkins favourite meal?

his shoulder

Wife

Anonymous

Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at

She cought him having an afair with his shoulder

Woman

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A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says “oh my god your shoulders are broad!” another woman says “are you sure it’s a woman?”

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Man

Boi

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

Paul Walker

Austin Terry

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.

Snack

Jerry McKellen

What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder

Puns

Anonymous

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

Head

Ur mum

What’s Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo? Heads and shoulders

Head

Anonymous

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Head

Anonymous

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

Man

Mia

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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