Woman

Anonymous

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

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Cannibal

You Wouldn't Care Anyway

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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Poison

Nick Ger

How do you kill a downy

Put rat poison on their shoulder

Legs

Anonymous

What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

Head

Anonymous

How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment…

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Hawkins

Anonymous

whats steven hawkins favourite meal?

his shoulder

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Doctor

Thomas

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Screw

Levi

What is Stephen Hawking’ favourite song

Head shoulders screws and bolts

Cannibal

Gay Thing

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

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Wife

Anonymous

Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at

She cought him having an afair with his shoulder

Blue

Boi

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

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Head

9erboyz

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff…

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

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Favourite

Jerry McKellen

What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder

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Head

Anonymous

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Head

Joshua walton

What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders

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Paul Walker

Austin Terry

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.

Head

Anonymous

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

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Sister

Scott

Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver (he went the other direction!) As they’re approaching the Pearly Gates to be interview by St. Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Sister Agnes is first, Sister Bernadette behind her and Sister Carmel on the end. Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven. He says to the first nun : “Sister Agnes, have you ever seen the penis of a man”? Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says : Yes, St. Peter, I have, but please don’t let this prevent me from entering the Kingdom of Heaven". St. Peter says : “Never fear, my child. Say a thousand Hail Marys and then go over to that font of Holy Water and wash your eyes out, then you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven”. Sister Carmel sees what’s going on and taps Sister Bernadette on the shoulder, somewhat urgently. “Pssst - hey Bernie”!, she says. Sister Bernadette asks : “What is it?” A little annoyed. Sister Carmel says : “Do you mind if we swap places”? Sister Bernadette replies : “What for”? Sister Carmel says : “Well, I wouldn’t mind gargling before you stick your ass in there”!

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Woman

M̸͟͞a̸͟͞y̸͟͞b̸͟͞e̸͟͞

A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says “oh my god your shoulders are broad!” another woman says “are you sure it’s a woman?”

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Head

Anonymous

how did we know princess Diana had dandruff… cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash