Woman

Anonymous

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Cold

You Wouldn't Care Anyway

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

Rat

Nick Ger

How do you kill a downy

Put rat poison on their shoulder

Puns

Gay Thing

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

Head

Anonymous

How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment…

Hand

Thomas

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Hawkins

Anonymous

whats steven hawkins favourite meal?

his shoulder

Head

Levi

What is Stephen Hawking’ favourite song

Head shoulders screws and bolts

Head

Ur mum

What’s Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo? Heads and shoulders

Wife

Anonymous

Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at

She cought him having an afair with his shoulder

Head

9erboyz

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff…

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

Man

Mia

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

Man

Boi

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

Legs

Anonymous

What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

Bar

M̸͟͞a̸͟͞y̸͟͞b̸͟͞e̸͟͞

A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says “oh my god your shoulders are broad!” another woman says “are you sure it’s a woman?”

Snack

Jerry McKellen

What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder

Head

Anonymous

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Puns

Anonymous

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

Darkness

Dave from Doncaster

How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!

Cold

dr bright

when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders

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