Shoulder Jokes

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at

She cought him having an afair with his shoulder

How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower

Heads and shoulders

What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where'd you get that lovely thing?" "Africa" the parrot replied.

A blonde walks into the Doctors office. She tells the Doctor, " My boyfriend has dandruff". The Doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the Doctors phone rings. He answers, its the Blonde. The Doctor asks how he can help her. " Well Doctor, I understand head, but how do you hove shoulders?"...........

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car