Science jokes
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?