Science jokes
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.