Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Poop fell off the earth.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Atom
Electron
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
