Science jokes
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Stand? Wait. No.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.