Science jokes
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.