Barium jokes

What did the people do to the deceased after tests?

They bari-um.

What do you do with a dead scientist?

You barium.

What is Ba + 2Na?

Ans. Banana.

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!

Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!