Barium jokes
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.