Pollen jokes
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more
Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang… Read more