Pollen jokes
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.