Boxer jokes
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Tyson?
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.