Boxer jokes

What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

A boxer talks with his fists.

Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay.

What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

U lamb chow.

Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.

Tyson?

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."