This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
A boxer talks with his fists. Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer
What do you call a farting boxer???
Gaseous Clay
Whats a boxers favourite drink? A punch🥤🥤
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The Punchline.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why didnt the dog wanna play football??
Cuz he was a boxer!!!
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow
man in boxers leads police man on brief chase
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked "where are you going"
He said "Camp Bin Laden"
I asked "what do they do there"
He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."
I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"
