Say jokes

Spell IHOP, then say "ness."

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Kid says to genie,

"I want to be like Batman!"

Kid goes home, both of them are dead.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?

"Stop staring at my nuts."

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?