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You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Why did the cow say moo?

Because he had to go poo.

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."