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What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"

What did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did one orphan say to the other?

Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!

Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

"That's nacho cheese!"

Spell IHOP, then say "ness."

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Kid says to genie,

"I want to be like Batman!"

Kid goes home, both of them are dead.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.