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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

Why did the cow say moo?

Because he had to go poo.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”