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Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

Why did the cow say moo?

Because he had to go poo.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"

What did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did one orphan say to the other?

Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!

Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

"That's nacho cheese!"