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Lie

    • A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”

    “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.

    “Let me start,” says the son.

    “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.

    “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.

    “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.

    “Your right!” He replies.

    “I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”

    “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.

    “The lie is the second on,” says the dad.

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    • Jesus

    • A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

    And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

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    Adoption

    • Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

    Core

    • To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

    Flirt

    • What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

    You are so butty-ful!

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    • Adoption

    • You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

    Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD

    Gun

    • If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”