Expensive Petroleum

  • What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"

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    Hey, genius! Get this: A wizard is filling his car with gas. Wizards use spells. "Expelliarmus" is a disarming spell in Harry Potter. "Expensive petroleum" sounds like "Expelliarmus." Get it now? You probably don't, because you're kinda dumb.

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