Jeffery Dahmer jokes
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.