A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Hey, listen up, buttercup! So, these cows are chattin', right? One's freaked about "mad cow disease." But the punchline is, the other cow says it's glad to be a penguin instead. Because penguins can't get *cow* disease. Get it? You probably don't since you think milk comes from the grocery store.