A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Mad Cow Relief
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup! So, these cows are chattin', right? One's freaked about "mad cow disease." But the punchline is, the other cow says it's glad to be a penguin instead. Because penguins can't get *cow* disease. Get it? You probably don't since you think milk comes from the grocery store.
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