Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What is the difference between a broom and a mop? It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet SUPPLIES
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
why dosent the witch wear panties
to get a better grip on her broom stick
Why was the broom late because it had oversleep
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the left over fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pome-grants. For this was the sacred mounth of ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the momment after sunset!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL SCRUB
