Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Broom Jokes
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
