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freddyfatbear

BED

A man is smirking and has a confused look on his face with text that reads: When it's 10pm and your friend says, "so where are we going after this?" To bed???

hayden💯💯💯

me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

MisterDussel

When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour

A cartoon figure with a surprised face says, "excuse me what the fuck"

Anonymous

When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read

The image shows a text that reads "Short history of Japan" followed by three pictures. The first picture depicts a Japanese Samurai warrior in traditional armor. The second is a black-and-white photo of a nuclear explosion, and the third is a young woman in a pink outfit making a cute face.

Anonymous

Da bois will understand

The image shows a meme with a dialogue between a barber and a guy. The barber asks what kind of cut the guy wants, and the guy responds with, "Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?" The barber replies, "Say no more fam." Below the dialogue is a picture of a man with a hairstyle that resembles testicles.

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏツ

when my teacher says were my homework at

A golden retriever is lying on a red carpet, holding a toy gun in its paws. The text "PEW PEW PEW" is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

minecraftsuchti

The image shows a campaign poster for Rick Astley as Prime Minister. The poster includes his picture and a list of actions that he will 'never' do. Below is a blue 'vote' button with a hand about to press it. The poster text reads 'VOTE RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY SAY GOODBYE TELL A LIE HURT YOU'

✨Jassy✨

YALL I FOUND MEGAMINDS MOM

A woman with a huge bouffant hairstyle is standing in a kitchen. The text above reads: "Hairstylist: Whatchu want? Her: Ever had your mind blown? Hairstylist: Say no more."

Daddy dick

When the teacher says get out of class

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows text that says "When teacher says to get out of class" followed by an image of a crying woman and the text "Girls reaction". The bottom panel shows an image of a group of men in suits walking and the text "Boys reaction".

DaRey1Cray

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a wide-eyed and screaming facial expression. The text above the image reads: "When she says go deeper so u go to infinity and beyond."

🦄 Entity

When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"

A tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush are placed on a railroad track. The tube is open, and the scene is an exaggeration of the saying "there is still something inside".

freddyfatbear

;]

A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"

Iambob

When you say "i love you" and she says "ily"

A screenshot of a chat with the text "love you" and the response "ily", followed by a sad-looking boy.

✨Jassy✨

SAY IT OR YOUR GOING TO HELL

A cat with a yellow Croc on its head, looking like a hat. Text on the image says, "You have been visited by the cat pope, don't scroll without say amen."

Daddy Cock

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

KatsukiBakugouSimp

.o.

The image shows a drawing of two characters from the anime series "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", with their heads replaced by a PlayStation 5 and an Xbox Series X game console, respectively. The text above them reads, "What did you just say about my hair?!"

Gummibääääär

A bar graph showing what gives people feelings of power. Money is at the bottom, then status, and then a far longer bar for saying shhh in a loud room and everyone going quiet immediately. Text reads: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER. MONEY. STATUS. SAYING SHHH IN A LOUD ROOM AND EVERYONE GOING QUIET IMMEDIATELY.

✨Jassy✨

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Anonymous

True

Homer Simpson looking shocked and concerned with his mouth open. The text above him says, "When you say something and it came out meaner than expected."

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