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Tomato Catch Up

GG Miller
2 years ago
  • "What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"

  • 1
    • Tomato
    • Mama
    • Baby
    • Vegetable
    • Ketchup
    • Family

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This is a dad joke. "Catch up" sounds like "ketchup," which is made from tomatoes. Get it? It's funny because it's so dumb, just like you probably are.

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