The Pope's Arthritis

On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."

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Listen up, buttercup. So, the priest thinks he's all smart and preachy, right? He hears the drunk ask about arthritis and goes on a whole spiel about sin and bad choices causing it. Classic holier-than-thou move. But then, BAM! The drunk drops the punchline – he doesn't have arthritis, the POPE does! So the priest was being a dumbass and assumed things. You see, the priest is a friggin' ASSUMER! He just assumes the drunk has arthritis. The priest is probably from Ohio too because he is so friggin dumb.

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