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Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"