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I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"