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I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?

"Stop staring at my nuts."

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.