So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
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Alright, listen up buttercup. So, there's this lady who's basically running a blackmail ring on teenagers who like to pee on her roses (yeah, classy). She's got one bag full of cash from the ones who paid up to keep their junk, and another bag for... well, let's just say she's got a plan B for the ones who don't wanna cough up the dough. You probably still don't understand since you're a dummie.
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How old are you? Your grammer is like a 6 year olds.