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A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"