"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
I don't like the word gun
Whenever I say it people always get triggered
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded? I can Nazi!
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Say no to drugs kids, suddenly, the poster dissapeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"
How do you spell ihop
Then spell ihop and say ness
what did the orphan say to the other? quickly robin to the bat mobiel
