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Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."

The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.

The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.

The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.

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Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is funny because the first two guys die because they can't shove fruit up their butts without making noise. The punchline is that the third dude is screwed because he got pineapples, which are way bigger and spikier than apples or grapes. Even YOU should get that this is bad news. It is funny because of the misfortune.

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I don't get it