When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father
Sex is like math
You add a bed 🛌
Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙
Divide the legs🪢
And pray you don’t multiply 👨❤️👨👩❤️👨👩❤️👩
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Religion... That is all
Mary is hanging out and the angel Gabriel descends behind her and she looks behind her and says Jesus Christ and the angel Gabriel said so you already know
Why does a orphan have to go to church, cuz thats the only way he can pray for a father.
Orphans prayer In the name of the The son The holy Spirit Amen
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No..
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
