When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Say Jokes
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
