Hair Dryer Mix-Up

The humor in this dark joke stems from the twist where the narrator gives a gun to a blind person, misrepresenting it as a hair dryer, then claims it's a suicide, due to the absence of their fingerprints, and uses the phrase 'took care of him' as a darkly ironic euphemism for murder.

• Suicide
• Guy
• Blind
• Murder
• Gun
• Death

• I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
• I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
• Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
• I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff. They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.