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Long live the quee—Oh wait...

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?

A full house.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.

The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"

The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"

The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"

The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"

The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"