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Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Person: Why? You: No.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.