dope doggy

your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

gently throw a baby off a ten story building!

I went to a tall girl and i asked her ¨ what do you do for a living?¨ she says ¨ an account.¨ so i reply with ¨ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads.¨ and then i run away