your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
dope doggy
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I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away