Pedestrian jokes
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
So I was walking.