When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Pedestrian Jokes
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!