Confucius on Toilet

This is a play on words. "High on pot" can mean being high on marijuana, or simply being high up standing on a toilet.

• Pot
• Man
• Toilet
• High
• Stand
• Culture

• Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
• Confucius say: "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
• Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
• Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.