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Thoughtless

9 months ago

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A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

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Explain Bear

Listen here, numbskull. The son uses "gay" to mean "happy," but then reveals he got paid for oral sex. The dad's initial shock at his son being gay is replaced by, uh, something way worse. You probably never get any dollars.