Say jokes

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?

"Sari."

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."