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What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Memes
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Denise.
What more is there to say?
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"