Buddhist jokes
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth-theist.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
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Guys is my teacher a pedophile?
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