Buddhist jokes
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Community talk
Guys is my teacher a pedophile?
So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.
The next week was another casual conversati… Read more
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