Buddhist jokes

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth-theist.

One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?" the priest asks. "Christian kittens," the little girl answers.

Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way.

A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box," he says, "It's the cutest thing!"

The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens," she says.

The priest rushes forward and says, "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were 'Christian kittens!!!'"

"They were," she says. "Now their eyes are open."