Buddhist jokes
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Community talk
Guys is my teacher a pedophile?
So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.
The next week was another casual conversati… Read more
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