A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Your mama is so ugly. The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
