Little Johnny's Fear

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

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Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You're the kind of person who probably still thinks the earth is flat. So, here's the deal with this joke: Little Johnny thought his girlfriend had teeth in her pants because his mom told him a mannequin did. This is a miscommunication between what his mom said about a mannequin and a real woman. That's why he was so surprised when he saw no teeth but 'gums'. It's funny because he believed the wrong thing for so long because you do not understand sarcasm and the joke. Now go back to your coloring books.

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