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You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...

WAITTTT WHATTT

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."

LOL

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!