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A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.

A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

This isn't a joke.

There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?

"This is a stand-up."

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

What did the squirrel say to the dog?

"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!

A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.

What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."

A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.