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What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

What did the Roman say to the gladiator?

See you later, gladiator.

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

What do you say to make a redhead mad?

Anything.

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

"Fuck my life."

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"

What did the cookie say to the milk?

What’s up duud?

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.

A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"

What did the robber say to the clock?

Hands up!

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."

LOL

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.